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An alternative to banning: Miserable Users
Mod Version: 1.00, by Zzed (Coder) Zzed is offline
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vB Version: 2.2.x Rating: (12 votes - 4.92 average) Installs: 153
Released: 08 Mar 2003 Last Update: Never Downloads: 20
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This hack is an alternative to banning a user. As the name suggests a user who
gets hit with this hack will become truly miserable while trying to access
your board.

So here is what really happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

after doing all the math in actuality they have only a 5% chance of seeing the
page they clicked on. What kills them is the time they have to wait before
anything happens.

I actually once tracked a miserable user and watched him suffer for 2 whole
hours before he was able to make a simple post.

This hack is considered one of the most sadistic hacks on my board.

The hack allows you to make your user miserable via the admin CP. It also
allows you to search for all miserable users through the admin CP as well.

Also in showthread.php, it appends a red status that is only visibly to admins
and mods stating that a user is miserable.


Tables affected by this hack: user

Files affected by this hack: global.php, showthread.php, admin/user.php

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  #61  
Old 13 Mar 2003, 22:18
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Will do.
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  #62  
Old 13 Mar 2003, 23:27
cybermomcafe cybermomcafe is offline
 
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ummm maybe i'm doing something wrong, but when I run the sql query

"alter table user add miserable smallint(5) unsigned DEFAULT 0 NOT NULL;"

I get the error message:

You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'DEFAULT0 NOT NULL ' at line 1??
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  #63  
Old 13 Mar 2003, 23:29
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Try this:

alter table user add miserable smallint(5) unsigned DEFAULT '0' NOT NULL;
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  #64  
Old 13 Mar 2003, 23:34
cybermomcafe cybermomcafe is offline
 
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Thanks! i'm new at the hack thing LOL
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Old 13 Mar 2003, 23:36
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No problem. We have all been there.
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Old 13 Mar 2003, 23:52
cybermomcafe cybermomcafe is offline
 
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tee hee.... me likes

(hadda test it out... had to clear my cookies to be able to even log out LOL)
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Old 14 Mar 2003, 02:33
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Today at 04:52 PM cybermomcafe said this in Post #67
tee hee.... me likes

(hadda test it out... had to clear my cookies to be able to even log out LOL)

LOL

You can always try and log into your Admin CP to get around the misery hack, and set yourself back to normal.
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  #68  
Old 14 Mar 2003, 18:46
CJi CJi is offline
 
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ROFL! This is perfect! Well done...!
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Old 14 Mar 2003, 22:00
Judo Gno Judo Gno is offline
 
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OMG, what a great hack. This is awesome. Thank you very much for this. We installed it today and it already has a few very deserving victems. lol
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Old 14 Mar 2003, 23:39
TheEDIGuy TheEDIGuy is offline
 
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I'm going to install this, because we have a few users who connect from a large number of different IP's so we can't ban them. It would be even better if we could set a level of how miserable we want the user. Like 1 for just the occasional error and short delays, or 10 for full-on misery.

Great hack, my mods are begging me to install!
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  #71  
Old 15 Mar 2003, 00:20
TheEDIGuy TheEDIGuy is offline
 
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I installed, and changed some of the random values, but I'm getting this:

Warning: Cannot add header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/virtual/site1/fst/var/www/html/forums/global.php:366) in /home/virtual/site1/fst/var/www/html/forums/showthread.php on line 151

Not every time, just once in a while.
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  #72  
Old 15 Mar 2003, 03:43
Rick Rick is offline
 
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Help... I tried to install this twice and I don't see anywhere in the Admin CP to implement it. I am running 2.2.8.

No errors.

TIA,

Rick
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Old 15 Mar 2003, 05:05
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The file used by admin CP is admin/user.php...
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  #74  
Old 15 Mar 2003, 06:39
Rick Rick is offline
 
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Ok, I got it to say "List Miserable Users" at the top of the user.php page when it's accessed. But how do I make a user miserable? Where is the "switch" for that?
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Old 15 Mar 2003, 06:42
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Today at 11:39 PM Rick said this in Post #75
Ok, I got it to say "List Miserable Users" at the top of the user.php page when it's accessed. But how do I make a user miserable? Where is the "switch" for that?
When you edit a user's profile in the admin CP.
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